I am SO SICK of people who think Eric should just sit around pining for Sookie’s fairy vagina when she’s shown over and over and over and over and OVER again that she doesn’t give a crap about him. WHY would you even want them together? They’re horrible together, and she’s horrible by herself, and I hope Eric has tons of sex with his new French girl.
Man it would suck to be a dude who shows dick on tv. Unlike with women, we see boobs and vag on premium cable all the time, but then be the one dude who gets his dick out and people won’t stop talking about judging.
Especially the sad virgins who don’t understand what a flaccid penis is, or that most of the world outside of AMURIKA is uncircumcised.
Y’all make me sad.
But whatever, he doesn’t give a fuck. He’ll continue running around naked and schtupping European supermodels and have a superlative life. With his cock.
Still laughing at how much Warlow sucks. lol you’re 6,000 years old and Eric managed to drain you almost dry. And now you want to marry Sookeh? Seriously? And you’re going to make her some sort of bridal circle with flowers and shit?
God, what a fucking loser. Not in the endearing way either, just in the “someone should put him out of his misery” way.
And also remember how Warlow murdered every fairy in the fairy club (including Sookie’s relatives)? And drained Niall and threw him into another dimension?
For no other reason than he’s a self-loathing obsessive stalking asshole? Do people not realize he did that?
Like I said, he’s the actual worst and anyone who likes him must have been dropped on their head as a child.
Not even Sookie deserves to spend eternity with someone as pathetic and creepy as Warlow. You’ve loved her for 6,000 years????? Slow your fucking roll stalker.
If you hate yourself and vampire-kind so much why don’t you just kill your fucking self instead of dragging poor Sookie (who, let’s be real, is pretty much at her lowest point having found out her parents tried to kill her) down with you.
Ugh, I just wish Eric had totally killed him instead of just leaving him languishing. And isn’t he 6 times older than Eric???? And he was just tied to a tree with fucking rope and couldn’t fend Eric off???
I hate Warlow so much, he is literally
Listening to this in preparation for what will happen tonight…
God damn Warlow sucks. As if this show needed ANOTHER self-loathing whiny as fuck vampire. But I guess since Bill is his “maker” now if makes sense they’d be equally annoying.
So some crazy fan seems to think I am actually Alex and has sent me over THIRTY of the “fan mail” letters on tumblr. They are all similar to this, though most of them are longer.
So you are back in LA http://www.imagebam.com/image/0ba970255987211 your hands look better. take care of them Have we decided what we want and now to go after it? Are you still doing these silly things are or we going to be serious now? I adore you I think that will always stay, you are a lovable guy http://www.imagebam.com/image/970d83255987216 I know you miss me, I know you are lonely these are not excuses. We need to meet up, we need to talk. We need…alot of things. Still waiting for you to proof to me and not a wall or whatever and not your rage and not your conflict. insecurities and shyness ME This is always been about you and me right?! I need to see you Alexander make it happen soon. http://santress.tumblr.com/post/51154685949/throwback-thursday-some-oldies-but-goodies-of-alex you are indeed the cutest, sweetest thing. Stop making me mad at you. — syartas
Someone please get this person some help.